Horrifying bottle of doom >=(

this few days are insanely bitchy. ok. if you refer to the previous post there was something about pan's bottle. yes. it has been revamped and rescrewed. now it has a wide wide WIDE variety of ingredients when nicholas brought it back on monday. it was so bloody horrible. he actually went to add the following:
milo powder
honey
water chestnut juice
nutella choc
chili oil
soya sauce
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then when it reached school we could see the horrifying substance with all the sediments floating around. nutella choc rested at the bottom. LOL. then. the insane moment.
-err brb. stomachache xD-
ok back. then, nicholas opened the monstrocity. it was incredibly smelly. watever i saw in the toilet bowl just now was NOTHING compared to it. the smell was invincible. insane. crazy. it overwhelmed the class. such horrible things should really be kept in the far ends of the earth. it totally wiped out the morning appetite for recess. the smell.... it was 60x the power of rubbish chutes. i swore i would never touch that bottle ever again unless necessary. it was uncomprehendable. from tonic... to uncomprehendable faeces. good job nicholas. i could see the disgusted faces of the 2d people. we were all *****ing speechless about it. just some "OH MY F*** GOD THAT STINKS" "WHAT THE F**** IS THAT" and footsteps to walk away. BUT that was just monday. MONDAY. on the way home me n mus hopped on to nicholas' car for a trip to bedok. he was extremely bastard. on the aircon, all aim to the back seats, OPEN THE BOTTLE AND BLAST IT AT US. me n mus, sitting at the back, were jumping about like uncontrollable rockets. we wished we could get out of there. and FAST. mus, who usually gets off at tampines, decided to drop off together with me, the closest stop, bedok. 5 minutes of horror was all we could take. it was insane. (for tampines, it would take 15 -20 minutes) argh. and yes. TUESDAY. someone smart aleck create another monster on his own. f*** him sia. he put raw egg, chili padi, milk, garlic, milo powder, dark sauce, light sauce, honey. nicholas added vinegar and more honey to the original. somehow vinegar overpowered to original stench and it smelled like rubbish. still stinks though. the new one, however, was as bad as the first. furthermore, as the egg and milk havent turned bad in the solution, it could get worse. MUCH worse. then, creativity occured. in a bad way. THEY BLOODY ***** MIXED BOTH OF IT TOGETHER into the original bottle. IT BECAME SO STINKY only like 5 people were at the top right corner of the class. the rest were far far far away. DANG. however, Jonananananannananahannathan became the hero for us, enemy for cleaners. he took the bottle and emptied its contents into 4th floor toilet. (WITHOUT FLUSHING LOL.) the other bottle, was thrown into the nearest out-of-class dustbin. blabla. day continued. we created a new contract called CMY i tink. Create Monster Yourself. This is the second since the KGY kill giraffe (one person's animal pencil case) yourself. One of the regulations for the contract was DARE TO MAKE, DARE TO SMELL. it was one of the hardest rules to follow but we have to do it.... we own the contract. ok... then there was chem.. english! yes english. had a course on articulation. had to go 1st floor learning studios. remember that the thing wasnt flushed? the guy took the chance to do it. and clogged the 4th floor toilet. LOL. some sediments still floated around, water colour brown, stench all over the toilet. so me and some people used 3rd floor toilet. realised ventilation transferred the stench there too. 2nd floor too. 1st also. argh. in the end use 1st floor, stench was the weakest there. yep. that was the story of mr. mindium a.k.a monster. sadly... i think the contract will revive it... and mass produce it.... we are all f*cked