2 in 1 post.

Thursday (yesterday)
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The morning started out well. went to school, said happy birthday to iskandar, and then back to class. nothing special happened except for teddy bear sewing during home ec. (pricked myself. damn) my material was so much smaller than the rest's. made me feel like "oh shit i may have to redo". Then it was recess.. bla bla bla then dunno wat period then it was after school.
went to iskandar class. then waited for him outside. then the weird teacher in his class nag 10 min. then iskandar came out then bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
me, iskandar, mus and nic began our journey to my house. met munir at bus stop. he joined in. reached simei, walked to my house. terror started. on comp to c the pizza menu. iskandar called then we all facebooked there. bla bla bla. the pizza came, we paid and then took the pizza to iskandar's house. nic won mus in a pokemon battle on the way there. reached iskandar house, all sat down at the sofa and iskandar turned on the tv.
SOMETHING.
SOMETHING DARN COOL APPEARED.
IT
IT WAS~
SUPER EINSTEIN =.=
everyone was like "err wth?!" face but we all still watched it. (munir play handphone) and after a short while, super einstein defeated the funny guy's plans then he was chased by mr mosquito and all which looked retarded-ly lame. so. we went to the table. candles were lit on the cake. and wala. birthday song. mus was like deep voice and munir off tune. didnt hear nic sing that loud and i myself wasnt that clear either. but nevermind. we continued with the thing and all. pizza, mee, cake, and jello. it was enjoyable. (luckily after super einstein chnl 5 had some interesting shows like world's greatest videos) yea. so after a hour of chit chat i made my way home. mus and nicholas tailed me. and i have always hated that. nicholas took a video of me walking home from iskandar's block lift to my house. we were abusing the orange flavoured jello on our way back. so i got pissed second by second. then they took the lift up to my house together with me. i got in and locked them out. BUT THEY WERE SMART/SMUT/SMAURTE. they threw the LEAKING jello in. orange jelly juice splited on the floor and bla bla bla. (IT HIT MY FREAKING BIKE SEAT) then they ran away like some chickens. those losers.

Friday(today)
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today school was freaking awsim/awesome. PE lesson had to run a round (about the field) , do leg stretch, run a round do 50 half squats, run another round, do 30 push ups, run three more rounds, dam tiring. then after that we played soccer. it was the most most horrendous-ly boring yet bloody retarded and solemn game i have ever played in my life. everyone was like standing, slacking, never talk except for some enthus. i was abit enthu but slacked as a keeper at the first half of it. . THEN. chem. bla bla. got homework. - RECESS. wow. the tough part. i found out how hard it is to actually talk infront of three staring teachers. (including vice principal) had to talk about some singa project as i was nominated for the singa/ good behaviour award. I was made leader of the project since i was the only one that actually partcipated in the supposed events. ._. alone. then we discussed and all went well. (except for meeting next monday to brief the teammates) ah. didnt had recess as time was up. went up to music room, music lesson. continued with the suite of harry potter, supposedly Hedwig's Flight, Fluffy the three headed dog, game of dunno wat and the diagon alley. yea. mr aw yong then talked about some story that included him saving his fren from being targeted by the (who arh? forgot) in which the (who arh? forgot) approached him with a box then an accomplice of the (who arh? forgot) went under the box trying to snatch wallet and things. then. the FUN part.

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Mr aw yong showed us some video about snow white + seven dwarfs music. first was the snow white singing the "one day the prince will come" or something like that but some people interpretted it as "one day the prince will CUM" wats that dude. So some retards were laughing. then next song. the seven dwarfs chanted a song "Hi Ho" in which the first verse was completely f- up. they shouted "we dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig" then everyone was like smiling " we dick dick dick dick dick dick dick" then Hi Ho become My Hole. as expected from a boy school, people were creative. DAMN creative. IN THE WRONG WAY. they combine and it became this "One day the prince will cum into MY HOLE MY HOLE, MY HOLE MY HOLE MY HOLE, THEN WE DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG. Its dam disgusting. but funny. at least.
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Next was math. BLOODY FUNNY. Wong dao-ed Jonathan not once but 7 times when he tried to irritated her. He was shouting retarded stuff then wong just continue the lesson. me and kai hui and nic and mus were luffing and luffing becos of dat. lol. haix. that marked the end of the day.
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Next - Pokemon moves.
(invented by ng kai hui + darren tan muahhahahaha)
How to fire punch:
Use fist and rub against other palm till friction heats it up. press hard against target.
How to ice punch:
Use fist and pour water. Press hard on target and blow affected place
How to thunder punch:
Punch guy shoulder + zap him