woot.
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edited my mixpod.
went to search top songs with their search engine. found some old good songs and new good songs and some mus' good songs =p lolz. today was v stupid day. very little fun. ok fine except for the squashed gluestick in mus' maths tb, nothing much happened. well, i went home on the bus with WLM (ARGH OMG ZZZ) on the bus too. Haix.......... So sian now. =/ OH. WAIT. WAIT. SOMETHING HAPPENED. CHOTOMATEH. WAIT WAIT. LET ME THINK. HURMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. SHIT WAT HAPPEN. ARGH. THINK! THINK THINK!!! OH YES! CHUNG a.k.a table murderer (using fan) a.k.a professor xavier (x men baldie xD) is moving to other school! and guess wat is his reason. DAM brilliant.
Mr L Chung:
"I going to neighbourhood school"
we:
"why?!"
Mr L Chung:
"i sian already. i ownself want move. i want go find girl liao" (I TINK HE SAID IT LIKE THIS LOL)
Fed Up with no girls. He lost the love. LOL.
But DANG. He is a great teacher la. Who wants to go back to thatconcave slut xie lao shi sia?! zz. i dont even remember anything she teached last year!!. ok fine. maybe something. HOW TO TAKE HER AS INVINCIBLE. chinese lesson under her = pop club chatting session LOL. =P ARGH. next year sec 3 liao.... SEC 3. LONG PANTS. CLASS AND PANTS SPLIT SIA! ARGH.
today also got watch a history vid about decoding the past predictions. mainly was about a prediction about 2012 doom's day. quite cool. ok. shall post till here. tomorrow EL test 30% SIANNNNNNNNNNNN
went to search top songs with their search engine. found some old good songs and new good songs and some mus' good songs =p lolz. today was v stupid day. very little fun. ok fine except for the squashed gluestick in mus' maths tb, nothing much happened. well, i went home on the bus with WLM (ARGH OMG ZZZ) on the bus too. Haix.......... So sian now. =/ OH. WAIT. WAIT. SOMETHING HAPPENED. CHOTOMATEH. WAIT WAIT. LET ME THINK. HURMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. SHIT WAT HAPPEN. ARGH. THINK! THINK THINK!!! OH YES! CHUNG a.k.a table murderer (using fan) a.k.a professor xavier (x men baldie xD) is moving to other school! and guess wat is his reason. DAM brilliant.
Mr L Chung:
"I going to neighbourhood school"
we:
"why?!"
Mr L Chung:
"i sian already. i ownself want move. i want go find girl liao" (I TINK HE SAID IT LIKE THIS LOL)
Fed Up with no girls. He lost the love. LOL.
But DANG. He is a great teacher la. Who wants to go back to that
today also got watch a history vid about decoding the past predictions. mainly was about a prediction about 2012 doom's day. quite cool. ok. shall post till here. tomorrow EL test 30% SIANNNNNNNNNNNN
Fun Day!
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today was dam fun. ok actually not fun. FUNNY =)
start of the day was... history! highlight was basically the sbq practice paper we took that day. dam cool. we do the source base question write two paragraph then we add in 3rd paragraph. for example, From source A, i can infer that farquhar is a dumbf*ck and does not deserved to be the founder of singapore. he should go to the toilet to do some random shit and cluck like a chicken. Then got some people. blablabla bla, thus, i can infer that farquhar was noob. LOL
then... CCP. the self-articulation programme
played new splat game got into top 4 then lose. argh.
recess-
chemistry!
see all the expert grp 1 screw up... isaac and francis, u guys still rock. presentation ownage.
jonahannanfhahanahsndahsfasklfhsdfh3eiofhenovirehngoi-than say the bubble is oxygen. n1 dude. its hydrogen for god's sake. see the chemical eqn u know already sia -.- cant wait for my turn this friday. getting nervous =/
after chem was erm. maths. ya. maths. everyone hates to see that teacher's face... like for holy heaven cows WHO LIKES TO SEE THAT OLD *** FACE?! so i decided to try and follow billy to put some board into staff room. i enter the lift with ricca and billy, close door. then ricca notice me, say "why u follow? now maths right? go back to class. free period i dont mind but go up and learn something" lift reach second floor, forced to go up, reach class, sit down, kena nag. 15min. ricca u said learn something. learn how to nag? maths was dam funny. the old *** face talk about some grouping theory then start noting down cca. then say wat there are 100% boys in the classroom. BUT WAIT. wrong statement. What about Her? What about Mdm Pan? What about Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than?! wat a retard statement. then suddenly she say wat Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than is gay then suddenly say Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than is a "REAL" (sarcastic) boy. LOL. after math was OPW. during transition period we had water war among MMG (mustaqim mud gang! =p) we spray with nike water bottle, splash with mine, flick with kai hui's one. the whole thing become wild wild wet. then Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than come extra smack curve ruler on table make my pencil case fall off. then he think he cute can wack my table and walk off. i take curve ruler, walk to Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than table and throw his pencil case, wack off his bottle. it was... fun. after a moment. mr tan came and saw the whole mess. he say "Mustaqim! that was a big PEE" LOL. I SWEAR I LAUGH LIKE SHIT WHEN I HEARD THAT. his whole pants was wet LOL.
then opw present here, present there, our group, nobody except me and bryan knew the project existed, blablabla, envo meeting, see shaun sim and mr tan dunno do wat outside staff room (LOL =X) then went home.
wat a fun day ;D
start of the day was... history! highlight was basically the sbq practice paper we took that day. dam cool. we do the source base question write two paragraph then we add in 3rd paragraph. for example, From source A, i can infer that farquhar is a dumbf*ck and does not deserved to be the founder of singapore. he should go to the toilet to do some random shit and cluck like a chicken. Then got some people. blablabla bla, thus, i can infer that farquhar was noob. LOL
then... CCP. the self-articulation programme
played new splat game got into top 4 then lose. argh.
recess-
chemistry!
see all the expert grp 1 screw up... isaac and francis, u guys still rock. presentation ownage.
jonahannanfhahanahsndahsfasklfhsdfh3eiofhenovirehngoi-than say the bubble is oxygen. n1 dude. its hydrogen for god's sake. see the chemical eqn u know already sia -.- cant wait for my turn this friday. getting nervous =/
after chem was erm. maths. ya. maths. everyone hates to see that teacher's face... like for holy heaven cows WHO LIKES TO SEE THAT OLD *** FACE?! so i decided to try and follow billy to put some board into staff room. i enter the lift with ricca and billy, close door. then ricca notice me, say "why u follow? now maths right? go back to class. free period i dont mind but go up and learn something" lift reach second floor, forced to go up, reach class, sit down, kena nag. 15min. ricca u said learn something. learn how to nag? maths was dam funny. the old *** face talk about some grouping theory then start noting down cca. then say wat there are 100% boys in the classroom. BUT WAIT. wrong statement. What about Her? What about Mdm Pan? What about Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than?! wat a retard statement. then suddenly she say wat Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than is gay then suddenly say Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than is a "REAL" (sarcastic) boy. LOL. after math was OPW. during transition period we had water war among MMG (mustaqim mud gang! =p) we spray with nike water bottle, splash with mine, flick with kai hui's one. the whole thing become wild wild wet. then Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than come extra smack curve ruler on table make my pencil case fall off. then he think he cute can wack my table and walk off. i take curve ruler, walk to Jonhananshdasikfhaf28ire29truwe8irfewo-than table and throw his pencil case, wack off his bottle. it was... fun. after a moment. mr tan came and saw the whole mess. he say "Mustaqim! that was a big PEE" LOL. I SWEAR I LAUGH LIKE SHIT WHEN I HEARD THAT. his whole pants was wet LOL.
then opw present here, present there, our group, nobody except me and bryan knew the project existed, blablabla, envo meeting, see shaun sim and mr tan dunno do wat outside staff room (LOL =X) then went home.
wat a fun day ;D
LOL DAM FUNNY.
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lyrics;
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CHINESE HAN YU PIN YIN
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wo mei mei you yi zhi mao
yi ge ke ai de xiao xiao mao
you yi tian
mao bu jian le
mao zai na li
mao zai na li
mao zai na li
mao zai na li
zai pi gu li
zai pi gu li
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ENGLISH
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my sister had a cat
one cute little cat
one day
the cat went missing
where is the cat
where is the cat
where is the cat
where is the cat
in the butt
in the butt
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LOL. FREAKING BRILLIANT.
ARGH. dammit.
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jialat. project rushing in like shyt. dammit. not much time to do skin. going nicholas house in 15 minutes time so i shall make this fast.
erm.
oh yes.
last week we had napfa test. quite stupid cos 50 percent of the class was like.. ''pass already/ ok then i stop doing sit-ups'' well... in a matter a fact, me too xD did 30 plus only.
class was first split to two, as usual, 1-20 21-42. was in second group blablabla.
group 1 went to SBJ station first, group 2 went to sit and reach. surprisingly, i did a 40 cm. LOL. pwned mustaqim's 35 and nick's 35, but lost to kh's 48. that uber b1tch. then we queued up for the... inclined pull ups. the GREAT ALMIGHTY FAT one did like erm.... 2-4. lol. i did like... 9 or smth. i admit, it was hard for me to do pulls. i only good at push. t.t nvm. after inclines were... shuttle run. just passed -.- then sbj... 169cm. mustaqim got 170 which caused me to get mocked for 10 minutes. dam. erm yea. then we hand up slip.... chem test.
screwed and done.
recess. nothing much.
blabla.
friday night, had a draft with class 2f, owned with clockwerk goblin
ehs.
saturday
morning sucked.
no mood to do anything now =/
erm.
oh yes.
last week we had napfa test. quite stupid cos 50 percent of the class was like.. ''pass already/ ok then i stop doing sit-ups'' well... in a matter a fact, me too xD did 30 plus only.
class was first split to two, as usual, 1-20 21-42. was in second group blablabla.
group 1 went to SBJ station first, group 2 went to sit and reach. surprisingly, i did a 40 cm. LOL. pwned mustaqim's 35 and nick's 35, but lost to kh's 48. that uber b1tch. then we queued up for the... inclined pull ups. the GREAT ALMIGHTY FAT one did like erm.... 2-4. lol. i did like... 9 or smth. i admit, it was hard for me to do pulls. i only good at push. t.t nvm. after inclines were... shuttle run. just passed -.- then sbj... 169cm. mustaqim got 170 which caused me to get mocked for 10 minutes. dam. erm yea. then we hand up slip.... chem test.
screwed and done.
recess. nothing much.
blabla.
friday night, had a draft with class 2f, owned with clockwerk goblin
ehs.
saturday
morning sucked.
no mood to do anything now =/
Trust and Betrayal
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This is horrible. I hate to say this but im not on good terms with many people in secondary school. They take trust like fart. They betray like its free do things that people dont like.... CONTINUOUSLY. (ok fine i did it too but not consistently. i know the limit) The type of people that i f*cking HATE most is people that dont cherish friendship. take for example, tyler. he can tell people's secrets within SECONDS. Mustaqim. pisses people off to the edge. Makes them want to just die. Jonathan. do way too many f*ck disgusting thing on people physically people just want to keep a 1m radius away from him. zz dammit. life is just like that.
Horrifying bottle of doom >=(
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this few days are insanely bitchy. ok. if you refer to the previous post there was something about pan's bottle. yes. it has been revamped and rescrewed. now it has a wide wide WIDE variety of ingredients when nicholas brought it back on monday. it was so bloody horrible. he actually went to add the following:
milo powder
honey
water chestnut juice
nutella choc
chili oil
soya sauce
++++
then when it reached school we could see the horrifying substance with all the sediments floating around. nutella choc rested at the bottom. LOL. then. the insane moment.
-err brb. stomachache xD-
ok back. then, nicholas opened the monstrocity. it was incredibly smelly. watever i saw in the toilet bowl just now was NOTHING compared to it. the smell was invincible. insane. crazy. it overwhelmed the class. such horrible things should really be kept in the far ends of the earth. it totally wiped out the morning appetite for recess. the smell.... it was 60x the power of rubbish chutes. i swore i would never touch that bottle ever again unless necessary. it was uncomprehendable. from tonic... to uncomprehendable faeces. good job nicholas. i could see the disgusted faces of the 2d people. we were all *****ing speechless about it. just some "OH MY F*** GOD THAT STINKS" "WHAT THE F**** IS THAT" and footsteps to walk away. BUT that was just monday. MONDAY. on the way home me n mus hopped on to nicholas' car for a trip to bedok. he was extremely bastard. on the aircon, all aim to the back seats, OPEN THE BOTTLE AND BLAST IT AT US. me n mus, sitting at the back, were jumping about like uncontrollable rockets. we wished we could get out of there. and FAST. mus, who usually gets off at tampines, decided to drop off together with me, the closest stop, bedok. 5 minutes of horror was all we could take. it was insane. (for tampines, it would take 15 -20 minutes) argh. and yes. TUESDAY. someone smart aleck create another monster on his own. f*** him sia. he put raw egg, chili padi, milk, garlic, milo powder, dark sauce, light sauce, honey. nicholas added vinegar and more honey to the original. somehow vinegar overpowered to original stench and it smelled like rubbish. still stinks though. the new one, however, was as bad as the first. furthermore, as the egg and milk havent turned bad in the solution, it could get worse. MUCH worse. then, creativity occured. in a bad way. THEY BLOODY ***** MIXED BOTH OF IT TOGETHER into the original bottle. IT BECAME SO STINKY only like 5 people were at the top right corner of the class. the rest were far far far away. DANG. however, Jonananananannananahannathan became the hero for us, enemy for cleaners. he took the bottle and emptied its contents into 4th floor toilet. (WITHOUT FLUSHING LOL.) the other bottle, was thrown into the nearest out-of-class dustbin. blabla. day continued. we created a new contract called CMY i tink. Create Monster Yourself. This is the second since the KGY kill giraffe (one person's animal pencil case) yourself. One of the regulations for the contract was DARE TO MAKE, DARE TO SMELL. it was one of the hardest rules to follow but we have to do it.... we own the contract. ok... then there was chem.. english! yes english. had a course on articulation. had to go 1st floor learning studios. remember that the thing wasnt flushed? the guy took the chance to do it. and clogged the 4th floor toilet. LOL. some sediments still floated around, water colour brown, stench all over the toilet. so me and some people used 3rd floor toilet. realised ventilation transferred the stench there too. 2nd floor too. 1st also. argh. in the end use 1st floor, stench was the weakest there. yep. that was the story of mr. mindium a.k.a monster. sadly... i think the contract will revive it... and mass produce it.... we are all f*cked
milo powder
honey
water chestnut juice
nutella choc
chili oil
soya sauce
++++
then when it reached school we could see the horrifying substance with all the sediments floating around. nutella choc rested at the bottom. LOL. then. the insane moment.
-err brb. stomachache xD-
ok back. then, nicholas opened the monstrocity. it was incredibly smelly. watever i saw in the toilet bowl just now was NOTHING compared to it. the smell was invincible. insane. crazy. it overwhelmed the class. such horrible things should really be kept in the far ends of the earth. it totally wiped out the morning appetite for recess. the smell.... it was 60x the power of rubbish chutes. i swore i would never touch that bottle ever again unless necessary. it was uncomprehendable. from tonic... to uncomprehendable faeces. good job nicholas. i could see the disgusted faces of the 2d people. we were all *****ing speechless about it. just some "OH MY F*** GOD THAT STINKS" "WHAT THE F**** IS THAT" and footsteps to walk away. BUT that was just monday. MONDAY. on the way home me n mus hopped on to nicholas' car for a trip to bedok. he was extremely bastard. on the aircon, all aim to the back seats, OPEN THE BOTTLE AND BLAST IT AT US. me n mus, sitting at the back, were jumping about like uncontrollable rockets. we wished we could get out of there. and FAST. mus, who usually gets off at tampines, decided to drop off together with me, the closest stop, bedok. 5 minutes of horror was all we could take. it was insane. (for tampines, it would take 15 -20 minutes) argh. and yes. TUESDAY. someone smart aleck create another monster on his own. f*** him sia. he put raw egg, chili padi, milk, garlic, milo powder, dark sauce, light sauce, honey. nicholas added vinegar and more honey to the original. somehow vinegar overpowered to original stench and it smelled like rubbish. still stinks though. the new one, however, was as bad as the first. furthermore, as the egg and milk havent turned bad in the solution, it could get worse. MUCH worse. then, creativity occured. in a bad way. THEY BLOODY ***** MIXED BOTH OF IT TOGETHER into the original bottle. IT BECAME SO STINKY only like 5 people were at the top right corner of the class. the rest were far far far away. DANG. however, Jonananananannananahannathan became the hero for us, enemy for cleaners. he took the bottle and emptied its contents into 4th floor toilet. (WITHOUT FLUSHING LOL.) the other bottle, was thrown into the nearest out-of-class dustbin. blabla. day continued. we created a new contract called CMY i tink. Create Monster Yourself. This is the second since the KGY kill giraffe (one person's animal pencil case) yourself. One of the regulations for the contract was DARE TO MAKE, DARE TO SMELL. it was one of the hardest rules to follow but we have to do it.... we own the contract. ok... then there was chem.. english! yes english. had a course on articulation. had to go 1st floor learning studios. remember that the thing wasnt flushed? the guy took the chance to do it. and clogged the 4th floor toilet. LOL. some sediments still floated around, water colour brown, stench all over the toilet. so me and some people used 3rd floor toilet. realised ventilation transferred the stench there too. 2nd floor too. 1st also. argh. in the end use 1st floor, stench was the weakest there. yep. that was the story of mr. mindium a.k.a monster. sadly... i think the contract will revive it... and mass produce it.... we are all f*cked
Speech Day... shift key still spoilt.
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-coped more of mustaqim's songs ;p
-blogskin can be done later, update first.
yea. yesterday was speech day.
133th speech day, if im not wrong.
was a extremely boring day till it was performance time.
ok. first of all.
made my way to school. smsed alot of people about how boring it was.
reach school.
4 people in class, yori nic khairul and sheng wei.
khairul and sheng saw me trying to scare nicholas.
so i approached him stealthily from the back and BUAH.
i failed. no big who hah made out of it.
they continued with the movie on ipod.
then kuan meng came back from the water cooler only to talk to me about the screwed up dota game the other day. discussed some strats then mus came.
by then, amrit and bryan and many others had already came.
yes.
zhafir and bryan was despo for ties and were like begging mus. bad choice. i would never ever ever do that.
then a mini hide and seek game with mus and nicholas. mus newspapers were at the back then mus scammed nic say his bottle cap bla bla at the toilet urinal there. but its stupid cos i was implicated when i am 100 percent innocent. why always me. =/ mus tried to ask me where his stuff were as it looked bloody empty to him when only newspapers were gone. and yes, we was about to staple all the papers together. u were lucky that we had no staplers.
soon it was like 2.45 then everyone that came came. many pon-ed the speech day. maran entered to ask whether we all had our thermomethers. amrit and mus didnt have so they went forward to maran. mus acted guai infront of the discipline master while amrit was busy keeping his music stuffs. then maran said something like erm... wat arh. oh ya. ''you can remember to bring your music things yet you dont remember to bring your thermomether/'' something like that. amrit said what no battery when take halfway. COMPLETE BULLSHIT, I PRESUME. mus was a suck-up to the chers la. act sooooo bloody guai then say us bad. i so hate him.
-made our way to hall-
reached hall, got some booklets, took our seat. was seating around amrit mus and nic. found a 2c pan infront of us, fat and read comic LOL. saw many screw ups from AV gang. -marcus u slacker- like the live camera lagged so hard there was an error. wow. then when i opened the booklet. guest of honour - ng chee khern. people like mus thought of chicken but nevermind. other screw ups like the GOH's name being typo-ed in the ppt principal was presenting was freaking stupid. amrit me and mus spammed racist jokes of all races and i can see mus laughed the hardest at the chinese ones. amrit laughed at all of em. he showed some retarded marriage jokes on his phone then soon it was. what arh.
-skip-
PERFORMANCE TIME ;D it was nice. ncc boys went up to showcase freestyle drills with some techno music. they spammed salutes and bangs and weird marches. brilliant and nice. it was followed up by a chinese orchestra plus wushu combo which was magnificent too. then there was a malay performance that i enjoyed the beat pretty much. concert band also did well with the choir singing i believe i can fly.then victorian anthem... enthu upper sec spammed cheer while the MCs just kept talking talking and talking. obviously dao-ed. oh yes. and mrs fox keeps on scolding mus and amrit for making too much noise. childish. =p
-outside school-
waited for c.o. people. realised all of them went already. so me isk mus and nic went to Parkway to makan dinner. nic's card screwed up. which caused the bus driver 2 minutes to help him. lucky it wasnt a person who cant talk english.
-reached pp-
went to macs.
talked like sheet. then decided who should buy some fries. spun my umbrella. i got it, and had to treat them a 2.55 fries which was bloody freaking devoured in less than 5 mins. i wanted it to last a good 15. dammit. then we spun the umbrella again to see who buy the set. i got it again. and my umbrella got hit by garlic chilli. dammit.i bought mcchicken, mus got a mcspicy, nicholas mcspicy, and isk a double cheese. bla bla. talk random crap. then after all finish, we had fries war with mus leftovers. i was the innocent victim and was owned by nicholas and mus. THEY KEEP DUNK FRIES IN MY UNIFORM. BUGGERS. then mus went toilet. for revenge, isk and nic dunked more fries into his bag. dam retarded. i sit at the side. want be innocent guai. but in the end, I WAS AGAIN IMPLICATED AND WAS DUNKED SALT AND PEPPER INTO MY HAIR, ON THE WAY TO BUS STOP. DUNNO WATS THEIR PROBLEM
-on the bus-
RAPED PAN'S BOTTLE WITH SALT PEPPER AND ALOT OF STUFF AND DEVIOUS SHIT ALL CAME TO OUR MINDS. THIS TIME I WASNT INNOCENT AND THOUGHT ABOUT JON CHARLEYS AND MANY OTHER BITCHES. lol.
we wanted to devise a element name for it then realised it can be MINDium.
Mustaqim Iskandar Nicholas Darren.
ownage.
ok.
off to homework. byes. -skin coming up in 2 weeks-
-blogskin can be done later, update first.
yea. yesterday was speech day.
133th speech day, if im not wrong.
was a extremely boring day till it was performance time.
ok. first of all.
made my way to school. smsed alot of people about how boring it was.
reach school.
4 people in class, yori nic khairul and sheng wei.
khairul and sheng saw me trying to scare nicholas.
so i approached him stealthily from the back and BUAH.
i failed. no big who hah made out of it.
they continued with the movie on ipod.
then kuan meng came back from the water cooler only to talk to me about the screwed up dota game the other day. discussed some strats then mus came.
by then, amrit and bryan and many others had already came.
yes.
zhafir and bryan was despo for ties and were like begging mus. bad choice. i would never ever ever do that.
then a mini hide and seek game with mus and nicholas. mus newspapers were at the back then mus scammed nic say his bottle cap bla bla at the toilet urinal there. but its stupid cos i was implicated when i am 100 percent innocent. why always me. =/ mus tried to ask me where his stuff were as it looked bloody empty to him when only newspapers were gone. and yes, we was about to staple all the papers together. u were lucky that we had no staplers.
soon it was like 2.45 then everyone that came came. many pon-ed the speech day. maran entered to ask whether we all had our thermomethers. amrit and mus didnt have so they went forward to maran. mus acted guai infront of the discipline master while amrit was busy keeping his music stuffs. then maran said something like erm... wat arh. oh ya. ''you can remember to bring your music things yet you dont remember to bring your thermomether/'' something like that. amrit said what no battery when take halfway. COMPLETE BULLSHIT, I PRESUME. mus was a suck-up to the chers la. act sooooo bloody guai then say us bad. i so hate him.
-made our way to hall-
reached hall, got some booklets, took our seat. was seating around amrit mus and nic. found a 2c pan infront of us, fat and read comic LOL. saw many screw ups from AV gang. -marcus u slacker- like the live camera lagged so hard there was an error. wow. then when i opened the booklet. guest of honour - ng chee khern. people like mus thought of chicken but nevermind. other screw ups like the GOH's name being typo-ed in the ppt principal was presenting was freaking stupid. amrit me and mus spammed racist jokes of all races and i can see mus laughed the hardest at the chinese ones. amrit laughed at all of em. he showed some retarded marriage jokes on his phone then soon it was. what arh.
-skip-
PERFORMANCE TIME ;D it was nice. ncc boys went up to showcase freestyle drills with some techno music. they spammed salutes and bangs and weird marches. brilliant and nice. it was followed up by a chinese orchestra plus wushu combo which was magnificent too. then there was a malay performance that i enjoyed the beat pretty much. concert band also did well with the choir singing i believe i can fly.then victorian anthem... enthu upper sec spammed cheer while the MCs just kept talking talking and talking. obviously dao-ed. oh yes. and mrs fox keeps on scolding mus and amrit for making too much noise. childish. =p
-outside school-
waited for c.o. people. realised all of them went already. so me isk mus and nic went to Parkway to makan dinner. nic's card screwed up. which caused the bus driver 2 minutes to help him. lucky it wasnt a person who cant talk english.
-reached pp-
went to macs.
talked like sheet. then decided who should buy some fries. spun my umbrella. i got it, and had to treat them a 2.55 fries which was bloody freaking devoured in less than 5 mins. i wanted it to last a good 15. dammit. then we spun the umbrella again to see who buy the set. i got it again. and my umbrella got hit by garlic chilli. dammit.i bought mcchicken, mus got a mcspicy, nicholas mcspicy, and isk a double cheese. bla bla. talk random crap. then after all finish, we had fries war with mus leftovers. i was the innocent victim and was owned by nicholas and mus. THEY KEEP DUNK FRIES IN MY UNIFORM. BUGGERS. then mus went toilet. for revenge, isk and nic dunked more fries into his bag. dam retarded. i sit at the side. want be innocent guai. but in the end, I WAS AGAIN IMPLICATED AND WAS DUNKED SALT AND PEPPER INTO MY HAIR, ON THE WAY TO BUS STOP. DUNNO WATS THEIR PROBLEM
-on the bus-
RAPED PAN'S BOTTLE WITH SALT PEPPER AND ALOT OF STUFF AND DEVIOUS SHIT ALL CAME TO OUR MINDS. THIS TIME I WASNT INNOCENT AND THOUGHT ABOUT JON CHARLEYS AND MANY OTHER BITCHES. lol.
we wanted to devise a element name for it then realised it can be MINDium.
Mustaqim Iskandar Nicholas Darren.
ownage.
ok.
off to homework. byes. -skin coming up in 2 weeks-
yay update lol
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damn shift key spoil -.-
cannot type smiley faces or caps or even simple things like exclaimation. dammit. now must ask people to type out on msn so i can copy. lol.
ok back to business.
today ricca let us use phone in science lab, to take photo and stuff for the erm. science project.

bryan, khairul, shabab

science experiment in progress

thinking about workbook answers.
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this shud be the last update before i screw my whole blog up and add a skin. hope it will be done soon.
cannot type smiley faces or caps or even simple things like exclaimation. dammit. now must ask people to type out on msn so i can copy. lol.
ok back to business.
today ricca let us use phone in science lab, to take photo and stuff for the erm. science project.

bryan, khairul, shabab

science experiment in progress

thinking about workbook answers.
----
this shud be the last update before i screw my whole blog up and add a skin. hope it will be done soon.
2 in 1 post.
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Thursday (yesterday)
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The morning started out well. went to school, said happy birthday to iskandar, and then back to class. nothing special happened except for teddy bear sewing during home ec. (pricked myself. damn) my material was so much smaller than the rest's. made me feel like "oh shit i may have to redo". Then it was recess.. bla bla bla then dunno wat period then it was after school.
went to iskandar class. then waited for him outside. then the weird teacher in his class nag 10 min. then iskandar came out then bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
me, iskandar, mus and nic began our journey to my house. met munir at bus stop. he joined in. reached simei, walked to my house. terror started. on comp to c the pizza menu. iskandar called then we all facebooked there. bla bla bla. the pizza came, we paid and then took the pizza to iskandar's house. nic won mus in a pokemon battle on the way there. reached iskandar house, all sat down at the sofa and iskandar turned on the tv.
SOMETHING.
SOMETHING DARN COOL APPEARED.
IT
IT WAS~
SUPER EINSTEIN =.=
everyone was like "err wth?!" face but we all still watched it. (munir play handphone) and after a short while, super einstein defeated the funny guy's plans then he was chased by mr mosquito and all which looked retarded-ly lame. so. we went to the table. candles were lit on the cake. and wala. birthday song. mus was like deep voice and munir off tune. didnt hear nic sing that loud and i myself wasnt that clear either. but nevermind. we continued with the thing and all. pizza, mee, cake, and jello. it was enjoyable. (luckily after super einstein chnl 5 had some interesting shows like world's greatest videos) yea. so after a hour of chit chat i made my way home. mus and nicholas tailed me. and i have always hated that. nicholas took a video of me walking home from iskandar's block lift to my house. we were abusing the orange flavoured jello on our way back. so i got pissed second by second. then they took the lift up to my house together with me. i got in and locked them out. BUT THEY WERE SMART/SMUT/SMAURTE. they threw the LEAKING jello in. orange jelly juice splited on the floor and bla bla bla. (IT HIT MY FREAKING BIKE SEAT) then they ran away like some chickens. those losers.
Friday(today)
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today school was freaking awsim/awesome. PE lesson had to run a round (about the field) , do leg stretch, run a round do 50 half squats, run another round, do 30 push ups, run three more rounds, dam tiring. then after that we played soccer. it was the most most horrendous-ly boring yet bloody retarded and solemn game i have ever played in my life. everyone was like standing, slacking, never talk except for some enthus. i was abit enthu but slacked as a keeper at the first half of it. . THEN. chem. bla bla. got homework. - RECESS. wow. the tough part. i found out how hard it is to actually talk infront of three staring teachers. (including vice principal) had to talk about some singa project as i was nominated for the singa/ good behaviour award. I was made leader of the project since i was the only one that actually partcipated in the supposed events. ._. alone. then we discussed and all went well. (except for meeting next monday to brief the teammates) ah. didnt had recess as time was up. went up to music room, music lesson. continued with the suite of harry potter, supposedly Hedwig's Flight, Fluffy the three headed dog, game of dunno wat and the diagon alley. yea. mr aw yong then talked about some story that included him saving his fren from being targeted by the (who arh? forgot) in which the (who arh? forgot) approached him with a box then an accomplice of the (who arh? forgot) went under the box trying to snatch wallet and things. then. the FUN part.
*SICK CONTENT* viewer discretetion advised------------------
Mr aw yong showed us some video about snow white + seven dwarfs music. first was the snow white singing the "one day the prince will come" or something like that but some people interpretted it as "one day the prince will CUM" wats that dude. So some retards were laughing. then next song. the seven dwarfs chanted a song "Hi Ho" in which the first verse was completely f- up. they shouted "we dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig" then everyone was like smiling " we dick dick dick dick dick dick dick" then Hi Ho become My Hole. as expected from a boy school, people were creative. DAMN creative. IN THE WRONG WAY. they combine and it became this "One day the prince will cum into MY HOLE MY HOLE, MY HOLE MY HOLE MY HOLE, THEN WE DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG. Its dam disgusting. but funny. at least.
*SICK CONTENT* viewer discretetion advised------------------
Next was math. BLOODY FUNNY. Wong dao-ed Jonathan not once but 7 times when he tried to irritated her. He was shouting retarded stuff then wong just continue the lesson. me and kai hui and nic and mus were luffing and luffing becos of dat. lol. haix. that marked the end of the day.
~~~
Next - Pokemon moves.
(invented by ng kai hui + darren tan muahhahahaha)
How to fire punch:
Use fist and rub against other palm till friction heats it up. press hard against target.
How to ice punch:
Use fist and pour water. Press hard on target and blow affected place
How to thunder punch:
Punch guy shoulder + zap him
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The morning started out well. went to school, said happy birthday to iskandar, and then back to class. nothing special happened except for teddy bear sewing during home ec. (pricked myself. damn) my material was so much smaller than the rest's. made me feel like "oh shit i may have to redo". Then it was recess.. bla bla bla then dunno wat period then it was after school.
went to iskandar class. then waited for him outside. then the weird teacher in his class nag 10 min. then iskandar came out then bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
me, iskandar, mus and nic began our journey to my house. met munir at bus stop. he joined in. reached simei, walked to my house. terror started. on comp to c the pizza menu. iskandar called then we all facebooked there. bla bla bla. the pizza came, we paid and then took the pizza to iskandar's house. nic won mus in a pokemon battle on the way there. reached iskandar house, all sat down at the sofa and iskandar turned on the tv.
SOMETHING.
SOMETHING DARN COOL APPEARED.
IT
IT WAS~
SUPER EINSTEIN =.=
everyone was like "err wth?!" face but we all still watched it. (munir play handphone) and after a short while, super einstein defeated the funny guy's plans then he was chased by mr mosquito and all which looked retarded-ly lame. so. we went to the table. candles were lit on the cake. and wala. birthday song. mus was like deep voice and munir off tune. didnt hear nic sing that loud and i myself wasnt that clear either. but nevermind. we continued with the thing and all. pizza, mee, cake, and jello. it was enjoyable. (luckily after super einstein chnl 5 had some interesting shows like world's greatest videos) yea. so after a hour of chit chat i made my way home. mus and nicholas tailed me. and i have always hated that. nicholas took a video of me walking home from iskandar's block lift to my house. we were abusing the orange flavoured jello on our way back. so i got pissed second by second. then they took the lift up to my house together with me. i got in and locked them out. BUT THEY WERE SMART/SMUT/SMAURTE. they threw the LEAKING jello in. orange jelly juice splited on the floor and bla bla bla. (IT HIT MY FREAKING BIKE SEAT) then they ran away like some chickens. those losers.
Friday(today)
----------------------
today school was freaking awsim/awesome. PE lesson had to run a round (about the field) , do leg stretch, run a round do 50 half squats, run another round, do 30 push ups, run three more rounds, dam tiring. then after that we played soccer. it was the most most horrendous-ly boring yet bloody retarded and solemn game i have ever played in my life. everyone was like standing, slacking, never talk except for some enthus. i was abit enthu but slacked as a keeper at the first half of it. . THEN. chem. bla bla. got homework. - RECESS. wow. the tough part. i found out how hard it is to actually talk infront of three staring teachers. (including vice principal) had to talk about some singa project as i was nominated for the singa/ good behaviour award. I was made leader of the project since i was the only one that actually partcipated in the supposed events. ._. alone. then we discussed and all went well. (except for meeting next monday to brief the teammates) ah. didnt had recess as time was up. went up to music room, music lesson. continued with the suite of harry potter, supposedly Hedwig's Flight, Fluffy the three headed dog, game of dunno wat and the diagon alley. yea. mr aw yong then talked about some story that included him saving his fren from being targeted by the (who arh? forgot) in which the (who arh? forgot) approached him with a box then an accomplice of the (who arh? forgot) went under the box trying to snatch wallet and things. then. the FUN part.
*SICK CONTENT* viewer discretetion advised------------------
Mr aw yong showed us some video about snow white + seven dwarfs music. first was the snow white singing the "one day the prince will come" or something like that but some people interpretted it as "one day the prince will CUM" wats that dude. So some retards were laughing. then next song. the seven dwarfs chanted a song "Hi Ho" in which the first verse was completely f- up. they shouted "we dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig" then everyone was like smiling " we dick dick dick dick dick dick dick" then Hi Ho become My Hole. as expected from a boy school, people were creative. DAMN creative. IN THE WRONG WAY. they combine and it became this "One day the prince will cum into MY HOLE MY HOLE, MY HOLE MY HOLE MY HOLE, THEN WE DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG. Its dam disgusting. but funny. at least.
*SICK CONTENT* viewer discretetion advised------------------
Next was math. BLOODY FUNNY. Wong dao-ed Jonathan not once but 7 times when he tried to irritated her. He was shouting retarded stuff then wong just continue the lesson. me and kai hui and nic and mus were luffing and luffing becos of dat. lol. haix. that marked the end of the day.
~~~
Next - Pokemon moves.
(invented by ng kai hui + darren tan muahhahahaha)
How to fire punch:
Use fist and rub against other palm till friction heats it up. press hard against target.
How to ice punch:
Use fist and pour water. Press hard on target and blow affected place
How to thunder punch:
Punch guy shoulder + zap him
Sad life of singaporeans.
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Found this on a forwarded email.
v. cool.
LiFe in SiNgApOre ... ?
In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt ( PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF)fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, ?
and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
..If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP)on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS ).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!
...
I just realised
how sad it is.
v. cool.
LiFe in SiNgApOre ... ?
In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt ( PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF)fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, ?
and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
..If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP)on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS ).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!
...
I just realised
how sad it is.
yoyoyo
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guess i should update.
really nothing much happening this few days.
the normal start-of-semester lessons of introduction and all.
haix.
what to do?
..
let me think.
oh.
OH.
going watch ice age 3 tomorrow.
will try to rmb to post about it on tues.
hmm.
wat arh.
aiyah
really nothing to post.
really nothing much happening this few days.
the normal start-of-semester lessons of introduction and all.
haix.
what to do?
..
let me think.
oh.
OH.
going watch ice age 3 tomorrow.
will try to rmb to post about it on tues.
hmm.
wat arh.
aiyah
really nothing to post.
Rewriting of the previous post.
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ok i found that the previous post was quite retarded so i shall rewrite it. (take it as an update) lol. basically it was the first day of school, canteen was sucky, and we had AYG activities, mainly containing some plucking-gold-thing-from-cloth activity. was very retarded as it was like a cloth with 10,ooo gold stickers on it. we first had to stick it on a wall, and shine a transparency at it, mark it out, and peel off the stickers that arent included in the art. so we went peel peel peel until finger spoil... then end of class, haven half done, so class community had to stay back to peel more, yes. this is the fun part. we decided to play some songs from a phone and connect it to class speakers, making our class look like some party pub, then come out Billie Jeans, Poker Face, Because of You, Bad, Black or White and some britney spears songs. it was fun karaoke for me but earsore for the rest. ok fine maybe a blissful moment of songs. it was... my type of... magic. magical voice. beautifying the world with my HORRIBLE TREMENDOUS OVERWHELMING SINGING =D SOPRANO STYLE >=D LOL.
ok. i think the rewrite is so much better than that
bla
bla
bla
bla
post. so shitty. retarded.
....
omfg. forgot to tell
P.S. one classmate got all the symptoms of h1n1 and went home halfway thru class today. (class quarantine may happen, an early apocalypse for the class of 2D09) (we are so pwnt and screwed) (omg thinking about class quarantine, i get 1 week of faststory!! lols hmm)
ok. i think the rewrite is so much better than that
bla
bla
bla
bla
post. so shitty. retarded.
....
omfg. forgot to tell
P.S. one classmate got all the symptoms of h1n1 and went home halfway thru class today. (class quarantine may happen, an early apocalypse for the class of 2D09) (we are so pwnt and screwed) (omg thinking about class quarantine, i get 1 week of faststory!! lols hmm)
