First day of school-
was horrible.
insane
crazy
mussy.
flushed.
hellholed.
burnt
bruised
raped
murdered
kidnapped
and
owned.
First day of school. AYG event thing.
peel until finger spoil...
haiz. New canteen-
retarded
ewww.
shitty
unconvincingly
stupid
and
disgusting.
uncooked
omg crap
sucks
is ***
dammit.
UNCOOKED
DRIPPING
BLOOD
ON
KH's
CHICKEN
RICE.
OMGWTFITDP? (oh my god what the f*** isnt that disgusting people?!)
BONES.
RAWNESS IN THE TASTE.
UNCLE FOO AND FRENS.... PLEASE.
RETURN~
Friday - The watching of T2!
Movie: Transformers 2
Director: Micheal Bay
A explosive and actioned packed movie, with some sick scenes and jokes once every few minutes. The movie looks abit rushed and some parts, abit draggy. but overall, it was a awesome sequel and it was definitely worth tickets and popcorn.
Rating: 4/5
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After the movie. we asked the girls to wait for the credits to end as sometimes there were extra parts and all (etc kung fu panda, dragonball z, monsters vs aliens) so we waited. once the credits end, they scolded me cos there wasnt any. Sam was like shouting BULLSHIT LA DARREN TAN in the movie hall so loud. (she also shouted at simei mrt) once we got out she smack for head for some reason and we had a mini conference on where to go. the people that gtg went first and we headed for simei arcade. and yes, i got owned in ddr against the girls. (stupid sam blanja me to shame myself) i miss 77 in a simple song. LOL. epic fail myself. we played the drum game too, and got 2 As before failing the thing. OH YES! i rmb now. Bishi bashi championship! that game which i played. fun siol. next time must play more. practice makes perfect. haha. after that we split up and went, quite a fun day it was. :)
Quote from the movie
"I have to say megatron, you were a coward, but sometimes, cowards DO survive." - Starscream
Thursday- Recap of the mini mini mini group 2 outing!
Atc.
With a great number of 22 people.
such great bonding!
2009 1st group 2 outing.
wat a fun day.
4 people came. (wth =.=)
first, the organising. iskandar practically organised the whole thing with me and ayesha helping him once in a while. sounded like some really-fun and big outing. soon after the organising and sms-ing, we came to the day. only 4 people confirmed they could go. the 3 organisers and sabrina. LoL. then. that morning. 10.30 am. me and iskandar met at simei mrt and made our way to tanah merah. 10.40 am. we reached tanah merah exit A, sat down there as iskandar finished his brunch. (breakfast + lunch) i took the iniative to call Ayesha. this is how the call went.
Darren: hello?
Ayesha: hello?
Darren: hello?
Ayesha: hello?
Darren: Do you know who i am?
Ayesha: Yes, Darren.
Darren: which mrt station are u at now.
Ayesha: ifwefio-Eunos-fajodifoj
Darren: huh? u at eunos?
Iskandar from background: quite near already.
Ayesha: no im at city hall
Darren: Wat? City Hall?!
Iskandar from background: k thats.... far.
Darren: nevermind. just called to ask you to make your way to exit A when you reach tanah merah. kay bye.
Ayesha: bye.
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Me and iskandar.
we waited.
and waited
and waited.
then.
1202pm
the bus came.
vroom.
one guy got in.
vroom.
it went.
10 seconds later----
Ayesha with Sabrina standing behind her : HI!
....
we were like "OMG WTF?!" for a second over there. We missed a bus by 10 seconds and the next bus is at 1.30. Shyt that really sucked. Then, we held a small conference on where to go. In the end, we decided to take cab there. lol. we opened the door, saw the uncle digging his nose which he tried to hide later but too late, and ask him about the rates. he say 7+. so looking at the four of us here to share cost, we went in. bad move.
journey-
journey-
journey-
We reached there. meter fare - $6.20. Split by 4 by the miraculous 4 people counting = Darren 2.20 iskandar 2. girls 1 each. Defeats the purpose of heymath, asknlearn, and lms math exercises. But who cares. we should just try to enjoy this small outing. we went out the door, into safra, and me and iskandar quarreled on our way to the BOWLING, KARAOKE, FUNZONE place. lol. we started with some crap talking random stuff on who should talk to the Alvin Gan guy at the counter. then. Iskandar did it. (good going buddy.) he got the lanes up and we took the bowling balls to the holder and i keyed in names. 4 people. quite fun lol. So we rushed thru the first game and i realised that iskandar was really quite good at bowling. (so am i) lol. final results were like iskandar 80+ i 70+ ayesha 50 or 60+ and sabrina 40+. so iskandar won and we took a break. alvin gan guy was staring at us throughout our break. menacing eyes and fierce eyebrows.They came back and we continued with our second game. boom baam bish bome. it was dam fast by the time we finished. everybody had about the same score just dat ayesha lost to sabrina. (rivalry taking place? lol) we realised it was only like 12.10 at we had time to burn. we had no cash so i decided to burn time with the boring of the most boring boring things that i know they will find it shitty - blanja them pool. LoL. So we got the sticks and went down to the place. 1 hour of wack and wack and we we were about done. $2 for one hour? quite cheap larh. worth it to waste the time. so we were done. made our way back to the counter, returned our sticks and cue ball and went to the shuttle bus stop. Reached at 1.04. NO MORE TAXI. PHEW. so we took the journey on the shuttle bus at 1.15 and reached tanah merah at like about.... 1.25. we walk about aimlessly. 1.30. decided to go bedok. 1.45 when we reached there. we blabbered about places to eat and decided on mcdonalds. We sat down on a table and they ordered their things and all. Ayesha got an apple pie and fries, iskandar got a cheeseburger meal and sabrina got a doublecheeseburger meal while i got a mc chicken meal. we talked and talked and talked. like about 15-30 mins later we finished our meal. it was 2.05 or something. i went to the toilet and opened the door. the ultra-horrendous-decomposing-shit-plus-vomit-crazy-smelly-tub-of-faeces smell came out. (OMGWTFITSP?! - oh my god what the hell is that smell people?!) horrible. just horrible. i quickly washed my hands and came out. soon all of us were done clearing up. then. we had something fun. talking session.
we actually so called "camped" at mcdonalds for an hour. we talked. and talked. and talked. ayesha forgot about the flour attack and we talked. about ghosts in schools, some funny experiences, camp stuff and all. then. >=D "just now that uncle go to toilet to clear his throat then the yellow color disgusting thingy come out" ayesha was like omg and stopped eating her pie. i talked about the smell and she put it down. "vomit or the flame?" i asked. she wanted to vomit by then. so we stopped. for a while. she managed to take the last bite and we like did the EERRRUEEEEKKKK! thing action+sound combo and she decided to put it down for the last time. the cleaner came to help us clear up and we sat at the table. to talk. and talk. and talk. 3.15 pm. we ended the outing. no,no. not outing. FUN DAY. LoL. me and iskandar sat on the pasir ris bound train and talked about some lame stuff. and finally, at 3.45 pm. i reached home, ready for friday. =D
excitement and high~
cut my hair? NO THANKS.

IM PISSED. I LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEK-ISH. >=O nvm. i shall comb it nice nice tomorrow before going out. >=l
June Holidays... reupdated.
met few new friends - constance and wei qian.
if i know they so bitch i dont give them my msn + hp number already. bastard me like everyday. still call me fatty gay LOL. i dont think a guy 50+ kg with a 160+ height is fat. they even say im chubby. you know the impact. im stunned. =.=
going back to maple - rather good decision with a warrior that can flash jump at lvl30. just wayyyy too cool i have to hate my striker. :(
and yes, hope all of you readers like the new playlist,
poker face (lady gaga)
just dance (lady gaga)
lemon tree (fool's garden)
Knock you down (Keri Hilson ft some people, forgot. sorry mus this was nice so i coped it)
*memory loss.
wth was the last song?
forgot again.
i didnt write chinese characters for 1 month. no chinese homework, blessing with a curse within, lol. lvl 14 and movin, maplestory ftw
SANA~
err.
memory loss- (lol mustaqim u spread to me)
memory loss-
yes, it was then some talk, and was shown some caning vid. (i watched it before, no kick :p) same thing, the guy like dam in pain, in the end show one butt that look like he sat on bbq grill for 10 minutes. charred butts =.= after that was toilet break.... followed by wat arh? shit i forget already -.- i think.... was it green grass vid? some glenn guy's vid. ex drug addict.
heres the characters:
glenn (lead)
nerd brother
anxious mother
still anxious mother
silent father
patient doctor
still patient doctor
grass
sueqwee? sueyew? forget LOL. suequai? sue something -.-
calefare:
glenn's frens and CNB officer lol.
first there was some sound problem, they on the vid full screen no sound, but music have, so they go check everywhere but in the end when cancel full screen they realised they muted it. joke. =.o
ok. the vid.
first there was a silent countdown that only reached 2, dunno why, dun really care. then there was a TOOT and the show started
it started with introduction of glenn's family, then show his anxious mother part which was rather hilarious to me, something like that
m: my son keeps moving around, and keeps sneezing non-stop! he cant spell properly and pronouce properly!
doct: glenn is an active child, mrs lim. he may take more time to learn than others, there is no problem with his physical health.
m: my son is stupid is it? he is very sick, u must check properly.
doct: i did not say he was stupid.
(well words cant do the job, only their cool voices can :/)
then the break up. yes. the sueqwee person broke up with glenn. then the glenn low self esteem go take drugs. then high here high there in the pub then meet drug addict, grass, which brought him to her place to take Ketamine (nicked as K, kit-kat, kentucky) then overdose abit then sleep there overnight. (for sicko-minded losers that view my blog, NO.) he requested grass to follow him home and once he reach home ask grass help him pack dunno wat thing then leave home. in that 2 year period, he split up with grass, join band overseas, and when came back go party at pub, pub got raided and he saw grass get caught. after that... er. um. shit. how did glenn get caught? SHIT! totally forgot. :/ then realease got family help him and thing, the usual.
after that was... lecture again... then lunch. yes. lunch was fun with the nice food and all the fren talk. but after that study and study very boring. other people make alot of noise, then we go back to the sana house the instructor all black-face :( like very angry. but nevermind, it was the test. 30 qn, 60 marks. 2 m each. it was easy except for the number questions. (who loves memorising numbers?)
after that was some video again. it was superman. from a different angle. glue sniffer want to fly then jump building 1 2 3 hyper but still die. epic fail.
then came the best of the bests activities of the day, role play. its like a skit to show that u learn something, ya. the time taken to prepare was stupidity, dam short. then we had to present. iskandar's grp was first, totally didnt hear anything, really. then followed by some others, then my group T.T we did okay so-so standard, very screwed up -.- shall not elaborate, slightly busy now so i shall get to the point. GROUP 8 PERFORMANCE. ownage. benjamin kua was like acting shemale, "i am a woman, i have my rights" "DO NOT OUTRAGE MY MODESTY" with some spastic moves he owned. his group got best performance, winning carrabeana each. but really have to envy ayesha, win the full mark thing. binoculars + bag + smth else. so goood. :( lols. after the course we went to compass point's mac. ate as per normal. iskandar poured salt and flicked it all towards me, my bag and pants all have -.- but then retribution soon caught up. >=D ayesha went over, "hi iskandar", and SLAMMED FLOUR INTO HIS FACE. HAHAHAHHAA. wat a 'in your face moment' for iskandar =.= i smsed her to request she do it on me but managed to escape 3 minutes before they came to hunt me down. yay me lol. then we went home and yes, im here. thats all for sana course day. byez.
Refreshed. but boredom takes over soon
i like lime lol.
Sana is tomorrow.... and i have no idea how to get there. wth -.-
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^ cool rite lol
haiz...
juen holidays is dam boring.
and its over soon.
school is coming
and THAT is MORE boring than holidays
life of boredom sucks
im serious
(ive repeated this for many many many posts, sorry >.<) maplestory character lvl 28.... yay me. silencer result in a 15 - 3 yay again. games cant repel boredom. at least. BOREDOM
–noun
the state of being bored; tedium; ennui.
homework is almost done.... thats good. but parents... want me to do assessment after that. wth is that la.... T.T
digest some randomness. expressing boredom
blah blah shitface crap balls kukunaden lame dog crap tyco lame shit tyler? wtf no not that dandruff lol lame bryan sucks and yes mus sucks too lol life is crappy nowadays shit hair white crap face elmo rapist -.- simon fighting red thread with some lame losers in totoville? LOL. o.o goop slime lame bubbling pit fighter lame mus mus mus mus o.o power ranger fight powerpuff muffins with lol resident go eat piles of cow dung 1 2 3 hyperion power boost with carrot come out one popped eye popeye lame crap piles of cow dung piles of cow dung piles of cow dung piles of cow dung piles of cow dungpiles of cow dung 嫂ifjru9入390人防3费02方0飞机尾抵抗力妇女所抵抗力famriutisfas 阿日奴屠夫阿嫂佛未婚夫突入3换房恶果方回归igsdgsdf
ok im pissed.
June Holidays
its the seconds week, no one has finished their homework. (EXCEPT FOR NERDS)
mustaqim havent start, iskandar DONT HAVE his homework...
this is retarded.
someone save me from this hell. -.-
(school is hell also. zzz)
i really hate boredom. IT JUST DRIVES ME TO PLAY MY GBA.
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f***
_CONTINUED_
homework sucks, holidays suck, studying sucks, im losing interest in school too... wth man. it realyl sucks to be me o.o"
ok nvm lets talk about something more enlightening....
i have quit WE and now play MS2!!! LOLZ!!! and mr brown show rocks man. really packs a pack of laughter lol. here are some vids. enjoy.
SWINE FLU SONG :)
FOR THE C.O. L4D lovers
HTF lovers....
Mario Bastardom lovers.... (super no.1 coarse language)
Saving Kids the hard way.
Cheers Beer... always my favourite.
Buffalax RUSH!
AVERAGE ASIAN AHHA.
for more fun... do log on to http://www.mrbrownshow.com :) i assure u its contents will give u a smile laugh, or anything else.
Day at the alexandra fire station!
it was dam fun larh.
we started in a lecture room, powerpoint slides, well a boring start, hang on, it was just the beginning. haha. it was educational... then we watch a few vids on the scdf activity. this was when the fun and interesting part came in. we watch episodes from a 1992 fire-safety educational show. it was dam interesting. esp flash fire. like pokemon attack hahaha. then there was a pck episode on that topic during break time. DAM FUNNY SIA. many many original jokes and it was very enjoyable. the food was darn good too. (SAME COMPANY COMING TO VS YAY!) there was two more modules and ya, including CPR. sanjeev = entertaining clown. he tried cpr on the manequin and when he blew, there was like sound of farting because oxygen leaked from a small hole. LOLZ. haix. then it was the test. sanjeev was entertaining indeed, but he is like a clumsy crappo that always screws us up in tests/activities. we had to seal the room, taping up windows and doors, protection with plastics, and when the time of 5 minutes was up, sanjeev's window wasnt even LOCKED, (he already put the tape, but IT IS USELESS) then tear gas came sprayin in. OBVIOUSLY, 95% of the gas leaked in from his window and we started crying due to the gas. i almost cried lolz. (well we didnt scream like the hwa chong boys, so yea, YAY ME.) but however, both teams, A and B, failed because of gas leak. the rest of the teams were safe becos their tear gas system went haywire after our turns. Lucky them. then it was written test, FUN FUN FUN. the questions were easy if you'd listen, but guess what?! the officer actually use powerpoint pen to draw apples when the answer is A, butterflies if it was B and a C shaped face when it was C. some questions he lazy and CIRCLED THE ANSWER. WOW. we totally owned the test. after that was somse fire extinguisher lesson thingy where volunteers tried it on a real fire, including me, nic and iskandar. (learnt that your the bottle turns dead cold after u spray out some of its contents) cold cold cold. then after that the guy shouted "victoria, kia!" and we were allowed to go home. it was a exciting day dude... cant wait for SANA. muahaha.

(the fire extinguisher exercise)
June Holidays!
wait.
june holidays isnt a break.
in fact, jun holidays is the cataclysmic void of homework!
yes! void of homework!
math got 4 review exercises (each containing about 20 qns! OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PEOPLE!)
english got 2 compres + 1 reading prog (omgwthitp!)
science got more! (omgwthitp!)
and still got OPW! (omgwthitp!)
AND AND!!! NPCC PROJECT 09! (WTF?!)
this is cataclysmic. yes. cataclysmic. even pokemon cant save me and mustaqim from being slack at june. nothing can. looks like i will just have a game at KnK and start my work. zdammitz

